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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>hello. my name is jackie. i enjoy many things of all natures. i am also very friendly and i play the tuba. so that’s neat. uhm. yeah. i am done here.

This was supposed to be a no fandom blog but it turned into a glee blog when i became obsessed with klaine. i apologize to my followers that i can get weird and stuff sometimes. 
i’m starting to blog about my life so that’s a thing. any questions or you just want to say something or also say nothing then just drop something in my ask or leave me a message. that’s all. i’m done here.</description><title>The Stench of Dick and Mediocrity</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @schmackie)</generator><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>whilelifepassesby:

whilelifepassesby:

as far as i’m concerned klaine isn’t back together yet and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whilelifepassesby.tumblr.com/post/51095656705/whilelifepassesby-as-far-as-im-concerned" target="_blank"&gt;whilelifepassesby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whilelifepassesby.tumblr.com/post/51094948596/as-far-as-im-concerned-klaine-isnt-back-together" target="_blank"&gt;whilelifepassesby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;as far as i’m concerned klaine isn’t back together yet and that makes me want to burn things&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND SOON THEY’LL START BURNING PEOPLE TOO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbd760Bnza1qinxg5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51100157725</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51100157725</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:21:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2893ba4a5080381e8680f1d73027f292/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a25b25a1d85f326cc7332b2f2e098de/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47b7839cbc4d8fd39dff5ada9848bef0/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96e111225f8d1949cea64e35518e3497/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo7_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dde5eb2a864b27113e6c1bfc7f709db/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03809da42e4ea31f7ebe1d7d4afd3929/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f965ca9b19456ee8434c38547de662c8/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08b56fce45ebe075704240d41c6e5052/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80b79b1be9fe512e7b4dc97e9f0bdbeb/tumblr_mn7x57MEo31qgrxsfo9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51099265764</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51099265764</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:09:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castielofasgard.tumblr.com/post/51044465434" target="_blank"&gt;castielofasgard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/51beac20077d24155fbb9a8f64d87f21/tumblr_inline_mn6jvi00V31qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2311ac30872f215f94ea0cf4164e3277/tumblr_inline_mn6jy3T4bv1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2370243469c3d1cd1c0d672fc19075b8/tumblr_inline_mn6jysQscB1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ede49f9475c6217fdaf0505d2e09fa71/tumblr_inline_mn6jz9eqXt1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b592968ee69d0e3ae8b1bc6079fe9fc9/tumblr_inline_mn6jzvwAYD1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bb479cd0c8cf6219a05560379efc4bc9/tumblr_inline_mn6k08m1EI1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a3347f42c395fb3d075c902a14f0d525/tumblr_inline_mn6k0dcHGe1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43b0c2dbfc5ceef404615e566b2ad268/tumblr_inline_mn6k0lBp1l1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/be72b1ac004a69cd1252092d47aa2848/tumblr_inline_mn6k1dRMRH1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/976107472ba8cc3b2eac84e19cedb9fd/tumblr_inline_mn6k1kHZTm1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/63c197bb16280fdfab54439136e0331b/tumblr_inline_mn6k2wPRIW1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9be8ab3be84817dd0d2ffbf363e300f5/tumblr_inline_mn6k3yP4s61qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5df650be6bd3a5f14f1f1b1735c579ca/tumblr_inline_mn6k4oE1QI1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f664a7b1af9fe9e08dcead0ae159fd6c/tumblr_inline_mn6k4owJ6s1qz4rgp.bmp"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f5880b2c2abdb4bc4685126654cd172/tumblr_inline_mn6k6hh3161qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;









&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51099157091</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51099157091</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:08:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>heyblaine:

oh god let me have sex with you
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfcxtwXOL1qapg62o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyblaine.tumblr.com/post/16725562214" target="_blank"&gt;heyblaine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh god let me have sex with you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51098754341</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51098754341</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:02:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sometimesandthenothertimes:

Daffodil at a Little Clearing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec5b9f7977eca66dd7f7eeedec0a47ad/tumblr_mn33e4YVlZ1srcko3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sometimesandthenothertimes.tumblr.com/post/50890816423/daffodil-at-a-little-clearing-across-the-street" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sometimesandthenothertimes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Daffodil at a Little Clearing across the street from Fairmount Park. Right after I took this picture, a bunch of little kids came and popped all the flowers right from their stems and threw them into a pond. This photo was taken right before the end of the daffodil’s life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51098191018</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51098191018</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:55:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://3ridan.tumblr.com/post/36026804151/riddlersgammon-hyungstrider-if-you-ever-get" target="_blank"&gt;3ridan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://riddlersgammon.tumblr.com/post/36019313823/hyungstrider-if-you-ever-get-sad-just-throw" target="_blank"&gt;riddlersgammon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hyungstrider.tumblr.com/post/36018669056/if-you-ever-get-sad-just-throw-whatever-youre" target="_blank"&gt;hyungstrider&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;‘&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FOOTBALL’&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; as loud as you can&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what if its a baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51089918718</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51089918718</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:07:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a52a82b19843f19c73378777fa921933/tumblr_mn5pm8xIVR1qzcv7no1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50996241333/somebody-created-this-somebody-made-this-happen" target="_blank"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51089905369</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51089905369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:07:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>crisscolfer-is-always-on:

itsaburninglove:

remember when they...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78707a931569329dc1b9e0c55319e47e/tumblr_mn69d5z3Jy1qfbbmgo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crisscolfer-is-always-on.tumblr.com/post/51033517027/itsaburninglove-remember-when-they-were-filming" target="_blank"&gt;crisscolfer-is-always-on&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsaburninglove.tumblr.com/post/51025630653" target="_blank"&gt;itsaburninglove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;remember when they were filming the car scene and darren had a boner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That is a pure sex face right there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51089670096</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51089670096</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:03:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>youmoveblainekurt:

Oh, Chris..
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94ooi5XNW1r1v397o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94ooi5XNW1r1v397o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94ooi5XNW1r1v397o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94ooi5XNW1r1v397o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94ooi5XNW1r1v397o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94ooi5XNW1r1v397o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youmoveblainekurt.tumblr.com/post/51007060056/oh-chris" target="_blank"&gt;youmoveblainekurt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, Chris..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51011562682</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/51011562682</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:30:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>klaineandbiscuits:

Oh, Blaine, “courage” indeed… Everything...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5949b952bd36a39b87a73ff29c4fc1b7/tumblr_mm7z6yWfD51rchvv2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://klaineandbiscuits.tumblr.com/post/49513541000/oh-blaine-courage-indeed-everything-about" target="_blank"&gt;klaineandbiscuits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, Blaine, “courage” indeed… Everything about Kurt’s face says, “Look at me, Blaine. I’m &lt;em&gt;here&lt;/em&gt;. Really here…. Ask me. Just ask me.” But Blaine has asked before, at the wrong time, and been refused. So he’s scared. Determined, but scared. Like in the Lima Bean, he is so good at reading Kurt’s nuances, but here… he misses the invitation. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So c’mon Kurt, it’s your turn. Reach out… you know you want to…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50922616982</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50922616982</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:44:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnk0ebWOy1r1x6hno1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnk0ebWOy1r1x6hno2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50922563451</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50922563451</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:43:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

As I get older I just want a ring on my finger

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuaxkofbS1qgwc0bo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuaxkofbS1qgwc0bo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuaxkofbS1qgwc0bo3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuaxkofbS1qgwc0bo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;As I get older I just want a ring on my finger&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50918949156</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50918949156</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:44:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>knees-tothe-earth:

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sd52CRt6-DM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knees-tothe-earth.tumblr.com/post/50885683870/botoxheart-pleatedjeans-six-seconds-well" target="_blank"&gt;knees-tothe-earth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://botoxheart.tumblr.com/post/50660088760/pleatedjeans-six-seconds-well-spent-it-was" target="_blank"&gt;botoxheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50593532732/six-seconds-well-spent-best-vines-eric-dunn" target="_blank"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Six seconds well spent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was. It was.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Best six seconds of my life!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50891064805</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50891064805</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:35:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whilelifepassesby:


there’s a part of me that wants klaine to get back together and there’s another...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whilelifepassesby.tumblr.com/post/50831354743/theres-a-part-of-me-that-wants-klaine-to-get-back" target="_blank"&gt;whilelifepassesby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there’s a part of me that wants klaine to get back together and there’s another part of me that wants klaine to get back together&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50890643083</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50890643083</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:26:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bilbobagels:

writer-renegade:

holytaxaccountant:

lol tnt you’re fucking stupid
broadcasts...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bilbobagels.tumblr.com/post/50886589364/writer-renegade-holytaxaccountant-lol-tnt" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;bilbobagels&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writer-renegade.tumblr.com/post/50886407664" target="_blank"&gt;writer-renegade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holytaxaccountant.tumblr.com/post/50885256653" target="_blank"&gt;holytaxaccountant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lol tnt you’re fucking stupid&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;broadcasts “Inglorious Basterds”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;places an ad at the bottom of the screen that covers the movie’s subtitles&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was watching this when this happened!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I keep on thinking tnt means &lt;strong&gt;the neopets team&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then i remember tnt is also a tv station.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50890129154</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50890129154</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:14:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambassador-of-anguish.tumblr.com/post/50847013778/shouldertappingghosts-if-i-was-a-famous-author" target="_blank"&gt;ambassador-of-anguish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shouldertappingghosts.tumblr.com/post/50846953756/if-i-was-a-famous-author-i-would-publish-a-book" target="_blank"&gt;shouldertappingghosts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. T&lt;span&gt;hen when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50890038642</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50890038642</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:12:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sometimesandthenothertimes:

Philly Skyline from Boat House Row</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bc2826d89d37c821580f7879dbcbe6f/tumblr_mn3041p2om1srcko3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sometimesandthenothertimes.tumblr.com/post/50887444157/philly-skyline-from-boat-house-row" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sometimesandthenothertimes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Philly Skyline from Boat House Row&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887812569</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887812569</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:26:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

“You’re the only friend I’ve ever had.”“And I’ve had so many...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6packrVdj1qcil2jo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6packrVdj1qcil2jo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6packrVdj1qcil2jo9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;“You’re the only friend I’ve ever had.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“And I’ve had so many friends…but only one that mattered.” &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887752727</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887752727</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:25:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thecoolestbitchonearthgodammit:

tina: “i rubbed blaine’s chest” kurt: “and i rubbed his penis, i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecoolestbitchonearthgodammit.tumblr.com/post/42604603657" target="_blank"&gt;thecoolestbitchonearthgodammit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;tina: “i rubbed blaine’s chest” kurt: “and i rubbed his penis, i win”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5b77194a6e9bb1805780983faeff18ed/tumblr_inline_mhx6ljAbK61qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887739609</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887739609</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i tried to start another blog but this is very difficult and I don&amp;#8217;t understand how to do it....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i tried to start another blog but this is very difficult and I don&amp;#8217;t understand how to do it. please send help.&amp;#160;?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887723057</link><guid>http://schmackie.tumblr.com/post/50887723057</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:34 -0400</pubDate><category>i added the question mark so you could help</category><category>i'm using tumblr wrong</category><category>please help</category><category>please</category><category>im begging</category></item></channel></rss>
