i don't like cherries.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via sniffing)

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

image

(Source: joeyjoe69, via sniffing)

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hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

(via ugly)

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1 day ago

Vodka thoughts #1  (via seabelle)

(via guy)

Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.
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atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

(via hazelandglasz)

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gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

(via guy)

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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(Source: huffingtonpost, via guy)

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clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

(via guy)

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princewarblersteenagedream:

nbowden1:

For the love of god why did they cut this?

Blaine and Kurt weren’t the focus of this episode. We needed more Samcedes.

(Source: nomatterifyoureblackorwhite, via kurttoyourblaine)

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theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

(via elena-damons)

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scott-pilgrimage:

Just making sure you all know this photo exists

scott-pilgrimage:

Just making sure you all know this photo exists

(via 4-tw3nty)

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When I'm late:these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late:u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
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just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

(via jhnkrasinski)

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