i don't like cherries.

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(via cramp)

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(via struck-by-perfect-colfer)

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I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

(Source: adamelliotts, via newtmccall)

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trendingly:

21 Amazing Facts About Tigers

Click Here To See Them All!

but should we be concerned that tigers are licking walls?

(via struck-by-perfect-colfer)

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

(via struck-by-perfect-colfer)

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

(Source: collectiveassbutts, via struck-by-perfect-colfer)

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fartgallery:

I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon

(via struck-by-perfect-colfer)

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via pizza)

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