i don't like cherries.

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

(via cramp)

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hannhannham:

raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by bj novak and mindy kaling 

(via kurtandersonhummels)

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio, via tylerchokely)

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Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via ottervevo)

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porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

(Source: adrianandrews, via masturbateblaine)

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Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.

(Source: infiinite3scape, via tubaboy)

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Unknown (via bukowskiwascorrect)

(Source: psych-facts, via tubaboy)

Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult.
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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via muffinbuttblainers)

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drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

(via tyleroakley)

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